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A: Joa, this photo is kinda creepy.
Me: Apocalypse!
A: Uh huh.
Me: What’s the first non-essential thing you’d hoarde if an imminent apocalypse was on the horizon?
A: Hmm…non-essentials…?
Me: Candy?
A: Maybe…
Me: Shampoo!
A: Shampoo is essential!
Me: Is it reaaaally though?
A: Um…yes. Absolutely. I don’t want no nappy hair.
Me: I think I would hoarde all the baked goods I could find.
A: We could bunker down in a Costco and call it a day.
Me: That…..is the best idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Regardless of an apocalypse.






